Whats up with the News today??

Idols drinking milk,Sea Water getting sweet, National Hockey Players getting accidentally shot in train, Encounter- killing one in Antop Hill, and above all One year in captivity, dreams to be the next MLA. Phew, let me take a breather. News today seems so very DRAMATIC. Everything seems so enticing and spiced up. From Sadhu Secret Sex Scandals to Hidden Camera Revealations, to Looped Broadcast of Rakhi-Mika Smooch Marathon , to Latest Wardrobe Malfunction on the Ramp. Where has all the News gone? The only real News seems to be the Cinderella Story of Yamini from Chandigarh picked up by Satish Kaushik for his latest flick after he saw the girl on the cover page of TOI. Give some share to the photographer too I say. Oh, where is Prince by the way these days? I guess, the amount of footage that he demanded from all the news channels, left the Aishwaryas and the Bachhans feeling neglected.